Basically, I'm just going to post every quote I come by - from both friends & celebrities & whatnot - that I find amusing, interesting, unique, or just because. If there's a bunch from some general subject, I will most likely make a separate page for said subject.

twilight saga + gene simmons: family jewels

Jelly Donut: Get on your knees and beg for forgiveness from the goddess since we're obviously scum compared to her.

Hannah: hows it going today?? you cut anyone? anyone get to serious for you?
Me: LOL!! not yet :P

Me: OMG YOURE RUBBING OFF ON ME NOW IM LOSING EYES
Jelly: ^_^ I COLLECT THEM

Chris: I LOVE THE VIOLIN

Tim: I'm going to give everybody the sweet gift of obesity this Christmas

Me: My throat is burning. Does that make me a thirsty vampire? o.o
Jelly: Sure n_n

Tootsie: booming is the leading cause of explosions of the tootsie ):

Brittini: we're a rare, beautiful breed.

Jelly: It's like we're his hoes ._.
Me: It's how we survive, i'm sorry ._.

Me: so im killing my brothers. want to help?
Cloyd: weapon of choice?
Me: i dont care >>
Cloyd: i'm game
Me: sweet.

Jelly: YOUR LOVE IS ALL I NEED

Hannah: what if some guy hits on me =(
Me: tell hiiim youre a lesbian
Hannah: what if some girl hits on me?
Me: tell them all youre asexual and just looking for a good time lol

Me: there was an application for elephant trainer but im pretty sure they want someone who knows about elephants and has dealt with them before
Jelly: DUDE DO IT
Me: i can see it now: "do you have any experience?" "No." "Get out."

Erin: I'm gonna miss my little tank that could

Jelly: SORRY LADY IM GOING TO WASHINGTON WITH KAVI SUCKS TO BE YOU

Me: you can be a loser ♥
Jelly: yay!

Brittini: its so hard to find kool ppl like us these days.

Cloyd: kate... . . . there is going to be a naruto game for the 360... and microsoft thought it was cool enough to show during the conference... there is no god kate, i'm sorry

Jelly: clean clothes are for squares

Tim: Somebody doesn't believe in Mexicans?

Jelly Donut: HE'S BRAIN WASHED ME KAVI

Gene McSweeney, Grey Water Photography: We try to grab pieces of our lives as they speed past us. Photographs freeze those pieces and help us remember how we were. We don't know these lost people but if you look around, you'll find someone just like them

Pastor Steve: I like people with keys

Audrey Hepburn: People, more than things, have to be restored, redeemed, revived, renewed, & reclaimed; never throw out anyone

Marilyn Monroe: I've never dropped anyone I believe in

Nicole, Crazy/Beautiful: I know that I'm beautiful in all my imperfections

"the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young." - everybody's free to wear sunscreen